"cooterbaldwin" (cooterbaldwin)
05/09/2018 at 20:25 • Filed to: VW, Turbo, drunk
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"cooterbaldwin" (cooterbaldwin)
05/09/2018 at 20:25 • Filed to: VW, Turbo, drunk | 1
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First let me say I wasn’t drunk when I was driving. I’m only drunk while I’m writing this review.
Pros:
Looks good, at least in metallic greenish blue
Whatever the hell displacement TSI it has is one sweetheart of an engine
Automatic transmission isn’t too bad
Cons:
The trunk doesn’t open. I press the trunk button on the key fob, the taillights flash, the trunk remains resolutely unopenable
It tells you to do things without explaining how to do them. I get to the Publix up the street and stop off for some tequila and jelly beans. I get out of the car and it starts beeping and the dash says “Turn off light!” What light? The dome/map lights aren’t on. The headlights don’t seem to be on. What God damned light?
Interior is full of cheap ass plastic - this thing makes the Mazda 3 I just bought feel like a God damned Bentley
Overall it’s not bad. As far as a compact rental goes I could have done much, much worse. The little ?.? TSI combined with a fairly aggressive automatic is a hoot. If it had a trunk that opened and an interior made with something other than late 80's vintage GM shit plastic it would be a pretty damn good car.
jkm7680
> cooterbaldwin
05/09/2018 at 20:43 |
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You are way too coherent for a drunk person.
If I was drunk and writing a car review, you would not be able to understand half of it or more.
arl
> cooterbaldwin
05/09/2018 at 20:51 |
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Tequila and jelly beans. Yea sir, you are doing it right!
Also, good drunk review.
Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle
> cooterbaldwin
05/09/2018 at 21:12 |
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open the trunk with the vw badge, it’s a latch/handle
dropthatclutch
> cooterbaldwin
05/09/2018 at 22:54 |
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You can write drunk, but always edit sober.